A visual....

There are few things more terrifying than sitting in your office (with BIG giant windows) typing away and out of the corner of your eye BAM! A flipping bird hitting your the window inches from your head. I swear its the funniest/scariest thing ever. I am now always on my guard while typing because birds slam our windows on average 3 times a day. I really need a wind chime out side so I don't actually have a heart attack. Why are birds so stupid?